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I think I found the secret to weight loss. It's hiding underneath all the pizza!
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I told my refrigerator to chill. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm on thin ice with all this food around!
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I used to be self-conscious about my weight until I realized my personality weighs a lot too. Double trouble!
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I think my scale is mocking me. Every time I step on it, it says 'One at a time, please!
My Weightlifting Journey
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You know, I decided to start weightlifting recently. Not because I wanted to be the next Schwarzenegger, but because I thought, Hey, carrying the weight of my decisions for all these years should count as a workout!
Exercise DVDs and I
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I tried those home workout DVDs. The instructor said, Feel the burn! I thought, I already feel the burn every time I look at my pizza delivery guy climbing those stairs.
Calorie Counting Chronicles
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I decided to count calories, but let's be real—when you eat something and it's delicious, who has the time to count? I call it the Ignorance is Bliss Diet Plan.
Dieting Dilemmas
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I tried a diet where you only eat what you can pronounce. That lasted about 10 minutes until I found myself staring at an avocado thinking, Avo...cad...o? Is this a vegetable or a secret code?
Gravity vs. Me
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I've come to realize that my relationship with gravity is unique. It's like gravity looks at me and says, Challenge accepted! I mean, even my shadow looks at me and thinks, Is it dark already, or is he just standing there?
Closet Conundrum
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Cleaning out my closet is a workout in itself. Each time I find clothes I forgot I had, it's like discovering buried treasure. The only difference is that my treasure has elastic waistbands.
My Fitness App
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I downloaded a fitness app that counts your steps. It's been three days, and it still says, Are you alive? I guess my phone is now concerned about my sedentary lifestyle.
Food vs. Exercise
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I heard that you can burn calories by laughing. So now, instead of going to the gym, I just sit in front of a mirror and tell myself jokes. It's a win-win—I get exercise, and the mirror gets a good laugh at my expense.
My Scale's Sense of Humor
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I bought a new scale the other day. I stepped on it, and it said, To be continued... I mean, I knew I was heavy, but now even my scale is leaving me on a cliffhanger!
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