9+ Best One Liners Jokes About my weight

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I’ve got a love-hate relationship with the gym. I love imagining myself working out, hate actually doing it!

My favorite part of a workout? The nap afterward—best cooldown ever!

I'm not overweight, I'm just easier to see!

I asked the waiter for the 'light' menu. He handed me a menu with tiny font—apparently, that's the 'light' version!

I've decided to embrace my weight. It's really good at keeping me grounded!

I’m thinking of starting a support group for people who can't resist dessert. We'll call it 'The Heavyweights'!

My friends call me the 'Human Scale'. I can estimate the weight of any dessert just by looking at it!

I realized my exercise routine isn't working. Turns out, running late doesn’t count as cardio!

I decided to incorporate more veggies into my diet. So, I now eat my burgers with a side of fries and call it 'balance'!

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