6 Jokes For Mortician

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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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I asked the mortician if he could recommend a good cemetery. He said, 'Sure, I'll dig up some options for you!
Why did the mortician bring a ladder to work? He heard the business was booming!
Why did the mortician become a stand-up comedian? He had a killer sense of humor!
Why did the mortician become a chef? He wanted to turn 'ashes to ashes' into 'dishes to dishes'!
Why did the mortician go broke? He couldn't make enough ends meet!
Why did the mortician become a gardener? He wanted to work with permanent plants!

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