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Morticians must be the ultimate secret-keepers. I mean, they literally take secrets to the grave.
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Morticians must have the best poker stories. Imagine the things they've seen that would make a Vegas dealer blush.
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I respect morticians; they're always so detail-oriented. They have to be—imagine the horror of a mismatched sock in the afterlife ensemble!
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I admire morticians; they have the ultimate poker face. I mean, imagine dealing with people who are just dying to give you feedback on your work.
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I have a friend who's a mortician. They're always so calm and composed. I guess dealing with clients who never complain about anything really rubs off on you.
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Ever noticed how morticians are like the ultimate multitaskers? They're part cosmetologist, part therapist, and part architect—building their clients' final resting places.
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I bet morticians have the most interesting coffee breaks. "Hey, how was your morning?" "Oh, you know, just embalmed a couple of folks—pretty standard Tuesday.
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I heard being a mortician is a job where your clients don't give a standing ovation, but they still lie down for you. Now that's dedication to your audience!
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I was chatting with a mortician friend the other day, and they mentioned they never run out of work. Talk about a job with real job security—literally a lifelong contract!
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