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I thought about killing myself with a mirror, but then I saw a reflection of how ridiculous that would be.
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Why did the smartphone apply for therapy? It had too many apps-solutely unresolved issues.
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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It felt like it was always being rubbed the wrong way.
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I thought about killing myself by reading a book, but then I remembered it's a novel idea.
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Why did the bicycle break up with its rider? It couldn't handle the emotional 'cycle' anymore.
Mournful Mop
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My mop is feeling neglected. It's like, I clean up everyone's mess, but who cleans up mine? I had to reassure it, saying, You're the unsung hero of spill emergencies. Wear that wet and proud, my friend!
Suicidal Socks
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You know, my socks have been acting all weird lately. I caught them in the drawer whispering to each other, like, Let's just end it all and jump in the laundry basket! I had to intervene and be like, Come on, guys, life's not that bad. We'll get through laundry day together!
Existential Fridge Magnet
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I've got this fridge magnet that's been giving me attitude. I swear it's on the edge of the fridge, contemplating the meaning of its magnetic existence. I caught it muttering, Life is stuck, and I'm just hanging here. I had to reassure it, saying, Cheer up, buddy! At least you're not stuck in the freezer with the broccoli.
Desperate Dental Floss
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My dental floss has developed separation anxiety. Every time I put it back in the drawer, it's like, Don't leave me here alone with the toothbrushes! I had to console it, saying, You're the unsung hero of oral hygiene. Embrace your destiny!
Woe-is-Me Wi-Fi Router
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My Wi-Fi router is always complaining. It's like, Why do I have to connect everyone? I'm tired of being the middleman in this digital drama. I told it, Hey, without you, we'd all be lost in the buffering abyss. Embrace your role as the internet overlord!
Depressed Doorbell
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My doorbell is going through a rough patch. Every time someone rings it, it goes, Why bother? No one's ever here for me. I had to pep talk it, saying, You're the herald of pizza deliveries and unexpected guests – that's pretty important!
The Melancholy Microwave
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My microwave has been acting up lately. It beeps with such sadness, like, Another frozen dinner, huh? How original. I had to reassure it, saying, Hey, at least you're not a toaster. No one ever uses a toaster for anything exciting.
Dramatic Dish Soap
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My dish soap is going through an existential crisis. Every time I pick it up, it's like, What's the point of cleaning these dishes? We're all just gonna get dirty again. I had to have a heart-to-heart with it and explain, Look, if we don't clean the dishes, the bugs will throw a party, and we're not invited!
Existential Egg Carton
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My egg carton is feeling the pressure. It's like, I can't contain these eggs forever. What's the purpose of my existence? I had to comfort it, saying, You're the guardian of breakfast dreams, my friend. Without you, we'd have a yolky mess in the fridge.
Sorrowful Steering Wheel Cover
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My steering wheel cover is going through a mid-life crisis. It's like, I'm stuck here, going in circles. Is this all there is? I had to uplift it, saying, You may be going in circles, but at least you're not stuck in traffic with a grumpy driver.
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