6 Jokes About Killing Themselves

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Updated on: Mar 11 2025

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Why did the grape decide to end it all? It was tired of getting stomped on.
I considered killing myself with a loaf of bread, but then I thought, 'That's just in-bread.
I considered killing myself with a watch, but then I realized it's just a matter of time.
Did you hear about the comedian who wanted to end it all? He couldn't find a punchline.
I considered killing myself with a camera, but then I realized it was just a snap decision.
Why did the math book want to end its life? Too many problems.

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