8 Jokes For Kermit

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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Why did Kermit start a podcast? He wanted to leap into the world of storytelling!
What's Kermit's favorite type of math? Frogonomics!
Why did Kermit become a detective? He was great at solving mysteries, especially when things were a little ribbiting!
What did Kermit say to the butterfly? 'You're really turning my world upside down!
Why did Kermit go to therapy? He had too many issues with Miss Piggy!
What did Kermit say to the annoying bug? Stop bugging me!
How does Kermit communicate in secret? He uses croak and dagger!
Why did Kermit become a weatherman? He was great at predicting rain, especially when it was going to be a froggy day!

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