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Why did Kermit apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded a good pastry chef!
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Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Kermit's Fashion Faux Pas
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I saw Kermit at a fashion show recently. He tried to make a statement by wearing all green, but the models thought he was just auditioning for a role in the next Ninja Turtle movie.
Kermit's Rap Career
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Kermit decided to try his hand at rap music. His stage name? Lil' Green. His first single? Pond Life. Let's just say, the hip-hop world wasn't quite ready for amphibian lyrical genius.
Kermit's Political Career
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Kermit ran for office last year. His campaign slogan? Hopportunity for All! Unfortunately, he lost because the competition claimed he was in cahoots with the swamp lobbyists.
Kermit's Self-Help Book
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So, Kermit wrote a self-help book. Chapter one: It's Not Easy Being Green, But It Beats Being Chartreuse. I mean, who needs a therapist when you can have a Muppet as your life coach?
Kermit's Cooking Show
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I caught Kermit hosting a cooking show the other day. His specialty? Frog legs. Talk about awkward; it's like Hannibal Lecter hosting a vegan potluck!
Kermit's Gym Routine
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I saw Kermit at the gym the other day. He was working on his ribbit abs. I guess after all these years, he's finally tired of having a frog belly that's more jelly than Kermit.
Kermit's Midlife Crisis
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You know you're getting old when even Kermit the Frog is considering a sports car. I mean, come on, he's tired of being green with envy; now he just wants to be green and speedy!
Kermit's Stand-Up Comedy
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Kermit started doing stand-up comedy. His opening line? Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away! Classic Kermit, always bringing the dad jokes to the stage.
Kermit's Tinder Troubles
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I heard Kermit tried online dating recently. It's tough for him though – he can never decide whether to swipe left or right, and every conversation just turns into a debate about whether it's easy being green in the dating scene.
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