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Kermit's Therapist
Helping Kermit deal with his frog problems
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Therapist: "Kermit, why do you think you have so many issues with pigs?"Kermit: "I don't know, Doc. Maybe it's the constant threat of being turned into bacon. It really adds stress to a relationship.
Kermit's Life Coach
Balancing fame and a simple life in the swamp
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Life Coach: "Kermit, what's your long-term goal?"Kermit: "To avoid being turned into a hand puppet. Once you go felt, you never go back.
Kermit's Chef
Cooking with limited ingredients in the swamp
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Chef: "I've got a new recipe for frog legs."Kermit: "You do realize you're talking to a frog, right?"
Chef: "Oh, right. Scratch that. How about a nice algae smoothie?
Kermit's Dating Coach
Helping Kermit find love in the swamp
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Kermit: "I think I'm ready for a serious relationship."Dating Coach: "That's great! Just remember, communication is key."
Kermit: "Well, it's either that or a really loud banjo solo.
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