5 Jokes For Kermit

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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What did Kermit say when he entered the fancy restaurant? 'I hope they have flies on the menu!

Why did Kermit break up with his calendar? He couldn't find the time for romance!

What did Kermit say when he lost his voice? 'I'm feeling a bit croaky!

Why did Kermit bring a suitcase to the pond? He wanted to jump in style!

What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked for a diamond ring? 'Hop right to it!

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