6 Jokes For Eye For An Eye

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm an optometrist. I found a better way to make a lot of bread – eye exams!
I tried to make a joke about eyes, but it just didn't have the right lens. Maybe I should focus more on my delivery!
What's an eye's favorite type of secret agent? A spy-lash!
Why don't eyes ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can't blink without giving yourself away!
Why did the eye apply for a job in the art gallery? It wanted to see things from a different perspective!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a dirty look. Apparently, that's not what I meant.

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