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I've embraced the whole "eye for an eye" philosophy, but I've taken it to a petty level. You stole my lunch from the office fridge? Enjoy your coffee with a dash of salt. Yeah, I'm the master of subtle revenge. I call it seasoning justice!
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You know, they say "an eye for an eye" like it's some ancient wisdom, but let's be real here. If we followed that logic, we'd all be walking around like pirates with eyepatches. I mean, can you imagine? "Oh, you cut me off in traffic? Well, say goodbye to your peripheral vision!
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So, I tried this whole "eye for an eye" thing in my personal life. My friend borrowed my favorite shirt and never returned it. So, I decided to borrow his car and not return it. Turns out, he drives a fancy sports car, and now I'm stuck with a shirt that doesn't even fit me. Karma, you tricky thing!
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