7 Jokes For Eye For An Eye

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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Why did the optometrist become a chef? He knew how to make eye-catching dishes!
Why did the eyeball apply for a job? It wanted to be the visionary leader of the company!
I used to be friends with all my body parts, but then I lost sight of them. Now, it's just me and my corneas!
Why did the eye go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less cornea-challenged!
I told my friend I could make a pun about eyes, but he didn't see it coming!
What did the eye say to the camera? 'I see you!' It was just trying to focus on the relationship.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my eyes today. Now I can't see the problem!

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