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Parent
Dealing with a situation where two kids are arguing over poking each other in the eye.
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Caught my kids practicing their eye-poking technique in front of the mirror. I said, "If you want to poke something, go poke the vegetables on your plate. They won't poke back, and I'll be grateful for the help!
Fashion Designer
Designing an eyewear collection for a society that believes in "an eye for an eye" fashion.
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I presented a prototype with blinking eyes on the frames. The client said, "Nice, but can we make them cry real tears if someone insults your outfit?" I told them, "That's not a feature; that's a therapy session waiting to happen!
Pirate
Seeking revenge for an eye patch theft in the pirate community.
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I finally found the culprit who stole my eye patch. Turns out, it was another pirate with a parrot. I said, "You traded my patch for a bird accessory? Well, at least now you have a 'polly-eye' instead of a 'poly-eye'!
Optometrist
Trying to maintain professionalism while dealing with absurd requests from patients.
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I had a patient who said, "Doc, I see spots before my eyes." I said, "Well, you did just walk into a Dalmatian adoption event. It's not a medical condition; it's a furball invasion!
Private Investigator
Investigating an eye for an eye scenario where everyone claims they didn't see anything.
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I found a security camera footage, and guess what? It was wearing glasses! I mean, great disguise, but now I have to figure out if it's nearsighted or farsighted.
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