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Why did the eye refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to get cornea-virus!
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Why did the eye break up with the other eye? It just couldn't see eye to eye!
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What did one eye say to the other eye at the party? 'Between you and me, something smells.
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I wanted to tell a joke about my lazy eye, but it just couldn't keep up with the punchline!
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I tried to make a pun about eyes, but it didn't make any sense. Guess it just wasn't a cornea joke!
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I thought about getting even with my friend, so I stole his glasses. Turns out, he was already nearsighted – now he's just blind and angry!
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I once tried the whole 'eye for an eye' thing, but it didn't work out. Now I just have a closet full of spare eyeballs, and my optometrist thinks I'm a serial collector.
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I considered getting revenge on my ex, but then I remembered the saying 'an eye for an eye.' So instead, I just unfollowed her on social media – take that, 2023-style!
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Eye for an eye? More like a bargain at the optometrist! 'Buy one, get one free' – the original 20/20 vision sale!
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They say revenge is sweet, but have you ever accidentally poked yourself in the eye trying to get back at someone? That's a bitter victory, my friends!
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An eye for an eye might leave the whole world blind, but at least we'd have an excuse for missing each other's Zoom calls – blame it on revenge-induced vision impairment!
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, I served it with a side of lasik surgery, and now we're both seeing things differently!
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but have you tried serving it with a side of sunglasses? It's like saying, 'I see you, but only if you're not looking directly at me!'
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I tried the whole 'eye for an eye' thing, but my neighbor just looked at me funny. Now we're both wearing glasses, and I can't tell if he's glaring or just nearsighted.
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