8 Jokes For Don't Do Drugs

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear – because it stayed away from drugs!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired from staying away from drugs!
I asked the gym instructor if he could help me stop using drugs. He said it's going to be a 'heavy' lift!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and drug-free!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing – and said no to drugs!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Why did the computer go to rehab? Because it had a bad case of the viruses!

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