6 Jokes For Don't Do Drugs

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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I told my friend I'm addicted to brake fluid. He said I can stop anytime.

I told my pencil about my addiction. Now it's drawing conclusions!

Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

I told my doctor I'm addicted to Twitter. He said I don't follow.

I told my TV about my addiction. Now it's on cable!

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