7 Jokes For Died And Went To Heaven

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Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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I told God I wanted to be an artist in heaven. He said, 'Sure, just remember, clouds make terrible canvases.' Now I'm painting sunsets on rainbows!
I got lost in heaven, but don't worry, I found my way. Apparently, even angels use Google Wings for directions!
I died and went to heaven, and guess what? They have Wi-Fi! Turns out, even the afterlife has better connectivity.
I asked the angel if they had coffee in heaven. They said, 'Sure, it's always brewed perfectly, and it never gets cold.' Now that's divine caffeine!
I accidentally brought my earthly to-do list to heaven. The angels laughed and said, 'Honey, you're on eternity time now, no deadlines here!
I asked God for a sense of humor in heaven. He said, 'You're in luck; laughter is eternal, and the jokes never get old.
Heaven has a suggestion box, but the angels always reply, 'Your heavenly requests are important to us. Please hold for eternity.

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