6 Jokes For Died And Went To Heaven

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Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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I found out in heaven, the streets are paved with gold. Now I understand why everyone there walks on tiptoes!
I asked the angel if they had a gym in heaven. They said, 'No need, lifting spirits here is all the workout you'll ever need.
Heaven is the only place where calories don't count. I've been indulging in heavenly desserts guilt-free!
Heaven has a strict 'no complaining' policy. If you try to complain, they just hand you a harp and tell you to play away your woes!
I met Shakespeare in heaven, and he told me that the afterlife is much ado about nothing. I guess he's still writing heavenly comedies.
I met Einstein in heaven, and he said, 'Time here is relative.' I guess that explains why the angels are never in a hurry!

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