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I tried to tell a knock-knock joke in heaven, but the angel said, 'No need, we already know who's there.' Guess they have a heavenly doorbell!
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Heaven has a comedy club where angels tell jokes. The best part? Even bad jokes get applause, but it's all in har-mony!
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Why did the angel get kicked out of the band in heaven? Because he couldn't stop harping on about his wingspan!
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Why did the angel bring a ladder to heaven? Because it heard the stairway was for Led Zeppelin only.
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In heaven, they have a department store where you can exchange your halos for different sizes. Turns out, one size does not fit all angels!
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Heaven's pizza delivery is amazing. They say it's always hot and never late, but the real miracle is that it never sticks to the roof of your halo!
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Why did the ghost become a stand-up comedian in heaven? Because he was already a master at ghost jokes!
Heavenly House Hunting
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You ever think about how when you die and go to heaven, it's like you're suddenly in this heavenly episode of House Hunters? St. Peter is your real estate agent, and you're just strolling through clouds, evaluating the view like, Well, the harp-playing cherubs are a bit noisy, but the eternal peace and tranquility really make up for it.
Cloud Complaints
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Do you think in heaven there are those celestial customer service hotlines for complaints? Like, Hello, God? Yeah, the clouds you provided are a bit too fluffy; I keep sinking in. Can we get some firmer clouds, please? And my wings came with feathers that are so last millennium.
Heavenly Time-Outs
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I bet in heaven, when you misbehave, they don't send you to hell. Oh no, you just get a time-out on a fluffy cloud. You're up there thinking, I didn't expect to be grounded in the afterlife. Can I at least get some angelic snacks during my celestial time-out?
Angelic Stand-Up
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In heaven, I bet the angels have their own stand-up comedy club. You'd be up there telling jokes, and instead of applause, you get halos spinning in the air. And hecklers? Oh, they just get gently escorted to purgatory for a timeout. No booing allowed in the eternal comedy club.
Wings and Singing
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I wonder if in heaven, people are assigned wings based on their karaoke skills. You hit those high notes? Congratulations, here are your golden wings. Can't carry a tune? Well, here's a tiny set of training wings; maybe you'll get the hang of it after a few millennia.
Eternal Game Night
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I bet heaven has the most epic game night ever. Monopoly with streets paved with gold, Uno with rainbow-colored cards, and a heavenly version of Scrabble where you can use words like transcendental for triple points. But if you cheat, you get sent to angel jail.
Eternal Buffet
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I imagine heaven has an all-you-can-eat buffet that's just insane. No calorie counting, no guilt—just clouds of cotton candy and rivers of chocolate. If I'm gonna be eternal, I better have an eternal supply of donuts, you know? I want St. Peter at the pearly gates asking, Did you gain weight in the afterlife? And I'll be like, Yeah, but have you tried the angel food cake?
Celestial Wi-Fi Woes
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You die, go to heaven, and suddenly you're dealing with celestial Wi-Fi issues. You're trying to download some eternal wisdom, and the signal is just weak. You're like, Come on, God, I'm trying to binge-watch the meaning of life here! Can we get some divine Wi-Fi boosters up in paradise?
Saintly Roasts
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Heaven's got its own roast sessions, but they're all saintly. Picture this: Mother Teresa roasting Gandhi, and everyone's just politely laughing. Oh, Gandhi, you and your hunger strikes. It's a good thing there's no fasting up here, am I right?
Heaven's Traffic Jam
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Imagine arriving in heaven and finding out there's a traffic jam at the pearly gates. You're just sitting there, thinking, I've been dead for centuries, and I'm still stuck in traffic? Is there an express lane for saints or something? Maybe that's when you realize you're in celestial Los Angeles.
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