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Clumsy Angel
An angel who keeps tripping over clouds and accidentally causing heavenly chaos.
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You know you're clumsy when you accidentally hit the "End of the World" button instead of the "End of the Day" button on your heavenly computer. Let's just say there was some awkward explaining to do.
Guardian Angel
A guardian angel dealing with a mischievous human charge who insists on testing the boundaries of heaven.
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I told them there are no loopholes in heaven, and they replied, "What if I find the Pearly Gates' Wi-Fi password?" I had to explain that heaven has better security than the Pentagon.
Heavenly Stand-up Comedian
A comedian in heaven struggling to come up with jokes that top their best Earthly material.
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I asked God for a new set of jokes, and He said, "You can have all the heavenly inspiration you want, but there's a two-drink minimum." I didn't even know they served drinks in heaven.
Awkward Reunion
Meeting ex-lovers and awkward relationships from Earth in the afterlife.
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Ran into my old boss. He said, "I always knew you'd end up in heaven." I'm thinking, "Yeah, but not before I made a pit stop in purgatory for my office pranks.
Celestial Bureaucrat
An angelic bureaucrat dealing with a backlog of paperwork for souls arriving in heaven.
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They have a point system for good deeds on Earth. I asked, "What do I get if I scored high?" They handed me a gold star sticker and said, "Congratulations, you've earned eternal bliss." I was expecting at least a gift card or something.
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