6 Jokes About Deadpool

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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Why does Deadpool make a terrible poker player? Because he can't keep a straight face!

What's Deadpool's favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday!

Why did Deadpool bring a map to the library? He wanted to check out all the graphic novels!

What's Deadpool's favorite exercise? Running his mouth!

What's Deadpool's favorite subject in school? Mercenaries 101!

What's Deadpool's preferred mode of transportation? A 'maximum effort' scooter!

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