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You ever think about Deadpool applying for a regular job? I mean, can you imagine him in a job interview? Imitating Deadpool
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Pool, tell us about your strengths."
Deadpool: "Well, I'm great with weapons, can break the fourth wall, and my sarcasm is so sharp it could cut diamonds."
Interviewer: "And weaknesses?"
Deadpool: "Kittens. I can't resist cute kittens. Oh, and chimichangas. They're my kryptonite."
Can you picture him in an office? Casual Fridays would become 'Wear Your Favorite Superhero Costume Day.' And the coffee machine? It would dispense chimichangas instead of coffee. Imagine the mess in the break room!
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You ever wonder what side hustles Deadpool might have? I mean, being a superhero doesn't pay the bills, right? Imitating Deadpool
Deadpool: "So, I've tried being a pizza delivery guy, but people kept mistaking my swords for the pizza cutter. Ruined a lot of dinner parties."
"I even tried Uber driving, but every time someone got in the car, they were like, 'Is that blood?' And I'm like, 'Nah, it's just ketchup.' Spoiler: it was blood."
Can you imagine him as a stand-up comedian? He'd probably roast the audience and then steal their wallets. Classic Deadpool!
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You know how superheroes have therapists to deal with all their emotional baggage? Well, imagine Deadpool in therapy. Imitating Deadpool
Therapist: "So, Deadpool, tell me about your childhood."
Deadpool: "Well, my parents never bought me a pony, and that's where it all went downhill."
Therapist: "How do you cope with stress?"
Deadpool: "I make inappropriate jokes and blow things up. Works like a charm."
Can you imagine him in a support group with other heroes? Spider-Man's complaining about Aunt May, and Deadpool's like, "Dude, my Aunt May is probably dating Thanos. I win!
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Ever think about Deadpool having his own dating show? It would be wild. Imitating Deadpool
Deadpool: "Welcome to 'Deadpool's Love Extravaganza'! Where the roses are red, the blood is splattered, and true love might just survive."
Contestant: "What's your idea of a perfect date?"
Deadpool: "Breaking the fourth wall, killing bad guys, and tacos. Lots of tacos."
And the elimination round? Instead of a rose, he hands out chimichangas. "Congratulations, you've survived another round. Enjoy your chimichanga of love!
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