7 Jokes About Deadpool

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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Why did Deadpool bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
How does Deadpool navigate? With his Wade-ing boots!
Why did Deadpool become a chef? Because he wanted to spice up his life!
How does Deadpool keep his clothes wrinkle-free? He 'iron'-ically avoids ironing!
How does Deadpool make friends? By breaking the 'fourth wall' and offering tacos!
How does Deadpool make an entrance? With style, sass, and a truckload of chimichangas!
What did Deadpool say when he saw a unicorn? 'Hey buddy, nice horn!

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