5 Jokes About Deadpool

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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Deadpool's Barber

Trying to keep up with Deadpool's regenerating hair
The barber asks, "How short do you want it?" Deadpool smirks, "Short enough that my enemies can't grab it in a fight, but long enough to make Wolverine jealous.

Deadpool's Reality TV Producer

Trying to create a family-friendly reality show with Deadpool
The reality show features Deadpool doing everyday tasks. The producer asks, "Why are you mowing the lawn in a superhero costume?" Deadpool grins, "Because even the grass deserves a show, and I look fabulous doing it.

Deadpool's Dating Coach

Helping Deadpool navigate the world of romance
The dating coach advises Deadpool, "You need to open up emotionally." Deadpool responds, "Sure, but do you think my dates are ready to hear about the time I fought a giant robot T-Rex?

Deadpool's Personal Trainer

Training a guy with a healing factor
Deadpool's workout routine includes lifting cars. The trainer asks, "Isn't that a bit extreme?" Deadpool smirks, "I figure if it can withstand a crash with me, it's good enough for curls.

Deadpool's Therapist

Dealing with Deadpool's unique psychological issues
Deadpool's therapist said, "You need to find your inner peace." Deadpool responded, "Inner peace? I thought that was just a fancy way of saying 'Let the bodies hit the floor.'

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