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What's Deadpool's favorite type of music? Anything with maximum volume and minimum sense!
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Why did Deadpool open a pet store? For the 'purr'-fect chimichanga companion!
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Why did Deadpool bring a suitcase to the beach? He wanted to have a 'case' of emergency chimichangas!
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Why did Deadpool start a garden? Because he wanted to grow chimichangas!
Deadpool's Therapy Session
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I heard Deadpool started going to therapy. I can only imagine the therapist's struggle. How does that make you feel, Deadpool? And he'd reply, Well, Doc, it makes me feel like I should've invested in superhero insurance a long time ago.
Deadpool's Standup Comedy Career
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Deadpool wanted to try standup comedy. His opening line? Why did the superhero break up with the supervillain? Because it was a dead-end relationship. Get it? Dead? Like me? Tough crowd.
Deadpool's Social Media Presence
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Deadpool joined Instagram. His bio? Merc with a filter. I can kill bad guys and still look fabulous. #DeadpoolSwag. I bet his selfies involve a lot of explosions in the background.
Deadpool's Superhero Team-Up
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Deadpool tried to join the Avengers. Can you imagine that? Captain America would be like, We fight for justice, and Deadpool would chime in, I fight for tacos and chimichangas. Close enough, right?
Deadpool's Time-Travel Mishap
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So, Deadpool got his hands on a time-travel device. He went back to the past and accidentally stepped on a butterfly. Now, instead of changing history, he just made butterflies swear a lot. Good going, Deadpool.
Deadpool's Romantic Advice
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I asked Deadpool for romantic advice. Big mistake. He said, Just approach your crush, look deep into their eyes, and say, 'I love you more than Deadpool loves tacos.' Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.
Deadpool's Cooking Show
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So, Deadpool decided to start a cooking show. Yeah, I can see it now: Today, we're making chimichangas. Step one: raid a Mexican restaurant. Step two: add gratuitous violence. And voila, you've got a meal that bites back!
Deadpool's Job Application
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You know, Deadpool recently applied for a regular job. I mean, can you imagine him in a cubicle? HR would be like, So, Mr. Pool, what are your strengths? And he'd be like, Well, I'm really good at breaking the fourth wall, and my superpower is maximum awkwardness in office meetings.
Deadpool's Gardening Tips
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Deadpool is into gardening now. His advice? If your plants aren't growing, just threaten them with a tiny katana. Works every time. Or maybe they're just afraid of my singing. Yeah, probably that.
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