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Deadpool's ability to regenerate is impressive. I wish I had that power, especially on Mondays. Imagine waking up, and poof, it's already Friday again.
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Deadpool's healing factor is like the ultimate cheat code in life. I tried to borrow it once for a weekend, but apparently, it's not available on weekends.
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Deadpool must have a closet full of red spandex suits. I mean, how else does he keep that signature look? I can't even commit to one outfit for the week.
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Deadpool talks to the audience in his movies, and I'm here struggling to make eye contact during a presentation. Maybe I should wear a mask and carry katanas for confidence.
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Deadpool has a way of making violence look oddly entertaining. I tried reenacting one of his fight scenes at home, but my cat just gave me a judgmental stare.
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You know you're a superhero fan when you start wondering if Deadpool's constant breaking of the fourth wall is just his way of avoiding awkward conversations with other superheroes.
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Deadpool's humor is so dark; it's like he attended the school of comedy in Gotham City. I'm over here making knock-knock jokes, and he's on a whole different level.
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Deadpool's love life is as complicated as trying to fold a fitted sheet. I can barely handle a simple relationship, and he's out there juggling romance and katana skills.
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If Deadpool were a chef, every dish would probably come with a side of witty commentary. "Today's special: Chimichangas with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
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