7 Ash Wednesday Homilies Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 22 2025

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I asked the preacher if he was giving up humor for Lent. He said, 'No, just trying to be a little more 'pun'-itent!
I told the pastor my dog ate my Lenten sacrifice. He said, 'Well, I guess that's one way to have a 'paws'-itive Lent!
I thought the priest's Ash Wednesday homily was on fire. Turns out, it was just the incense getting a bit enthusiastic!
My friend said he was giving up bad jokes for Lent. I guess that means no more pun-ishment!
I asked the priest for a snack during the Ash Wednesday service. He handed me a packet of 'Holy Guacamole' chips. Lent-approved humor!
The priest's Ash Wednesday sermon was so good, it left me 'ash'-tonished! Maybe next time, he'll have us 'pray'-actice more!
I asked the priest for a shorter Ash Wednesday homily. He said, 'I can't make it shorter, but I can make it Ash-ier!

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