5 Ash Wednesday Homilies Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 22 2025

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I told the pastor I couldn't come to Ash Wednesday service because of my busy schedule. He said, 'Don't worry, we've got ashes on the fly!
The preacher's Ash Wednesday homily was so short, I thought it was a quick reminder, not a sermon. Talk about fast faith!
I asked the priest if he had any advice for a successful Lent. He said, 'Just ashk for forgiveness and give up bad puns!
I told the priest I wanted a shorter Ash Wednesday homily. He said, 'Let's make it brief – ashes to ashes, dust to dust, back to your seat!
I accidentally put glitter on my forehead instead of ashes for Ash Wednesday. The priest said, 'May your sparkle remind you of penance!

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