7 Jokes For Zombie

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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I told a zombie a secret. It didn't tell anyone; it was good at keeping things 'dead' quiet.
I invited a zombie to the party. It said, 'I'll come for the boos!
Why did the zombie go to therapy? It needed help with its 'dead'-diction issues.
What's a zombie's favorite dance? The Rigor Mortis shuffle!
What's a zombie's favorite cereal? Life—'cause it's full of dead grains!
I tried to play hide and seek with a zombie. It won; it was dead good at it.
Why did the zombie go to the beach? To catch some 'dead' rays!

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