6 Jokes For Zombie

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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Why did the zombie become a gardener? It wanted to 'dead'-icate itself to planting.

I asked a zombie if it wanted a snack. It said, 'No, I'm already dead full.

I tried to make a zombie laugh. It didn't work; it was too dead-pan.

Why did the zombie break up with its partner? It needed more 'dead' space.

Why did the zombie apply for a job? It wanted to 'dead'-vance in its career.

Why did the zombie start a podcast? It wanted to share its 'dead'-icated thoughts.

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