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What did the wooden eye say when it couldn't find its contact lens? 'I'm stumped!
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Why did the wooden eye apply for a job? It wanted to be a sight for sore eyes!
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Why did the wooden eye bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw attention!
Wooden Eye Wisdom
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I asked a guy with a wooden eye for life advice. He said, Always keep an eye out for opportunities. I told him I'd keep two eyes out, and he just winked – I think. It's hard to tell with wooden eyes.
Wooden Eye Puns Galore
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I once told a wooden eye joke at a party, and everyone just stared at me. Talk about a tough crowd – they couldn't see the humor, and neither could the guy with the wooden eye. I guess my comedy is a real sight for sore eyes.
Wood You See the Future?
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If psychics had wooden eyes, would they have a foresight advantage? Imagine going to a psychic and hearing, I see a tall, dark stranger...with oak-colored eyes. Oh wait, that's just me – I forgot my crystal ball, but I've got this wooden eye!
Wood You Look at That!
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I complimented a guy on his wooden eye, and he said, Thanks, it's custom-made. I asked if he got a discount for buying in bulk. Turns out, wooden eyes aren't sold at the lumberyard – who knew?
Wooden Eye vs. Smartphone
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I saw a guy with a wooden eye trying to unlock his smartphone. It took him so long that by the time he got in, I'd already ordered pizza, taken a nap, and written a novel. Forget Face ID; he was stuck on Stump ID!
Wood You Believe My Date?
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I went on a date with a guy who had a wooden eye. At first, I thought, Wow, he's really into recycling! But then he told me his eye was eco-friendly, and I was like, Great, now I'm on a date with Captain Planet's long-lost cousin!
The Pirate Paradox
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I met a pirate with a wooden leg, a wooden hand, and a wooden eye. I thought, This guy's either a walking ship or a really committed carpenter. I asked him how he lost them, and he said, Termites.
The Wooden Eye Conspiracy
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You ever notice how people with wooden eyes always seem to know something we don't? It's like they're part of this secret society – the I Can See Wood Clearly Now club. I tried joining, but they said I couldn't see eye to eye with their rules.
Fashion Forward with Wood
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I considered getting a wooden eye for fashion purposes. Imagine the possibilities – you could have a different wood finish for every outfit. Today, I'm feeling oak; tomorrow, mahogany! It's like accessorizing, lumberjack style.
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