5 Jokes For Wooden Eye

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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I bought a wooden eye online. It said 'look me in the eye' in the product description. Now I have to find it first.

I accidentally glued my wooden eye shut. Now I can't see the wood for the trees!

I tried making a wooden eye once, but I couldn't see it through.

I accidentally swallowed my wooden eye. Now I'm keeping an eye out for splinters!

I met a guy with a wooden leg and a wooden eye. I asked him if his name was Woody. He said, 'No, it's Mark.

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