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Why did the wooden eye break up with the camera? It couldn't picture a future together.
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I asked my wooden-eyed friend to keep an eye on my plants. Now they're all wooden.
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I took my wooden eye to a party. It had a great time – really made a spectacle of itself!
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What did one wooden eye say to the other at the party? 'I've got my eye on you!
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Why don't wooden eyes ever make good detectives? They always turn a blind eye to the evidence!
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Why did the wooden eye enroll in school? It wanted to be a straight-A pupil!
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My friend said he got a wooden eye to improve his vision. Now he sees things from a different perspective!
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