8 Jokes For Wooden Eye

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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Why did the wooden eye break up with the camera? It couldn't picture a future together.
I asked my wooden-eyed friend to keep an eye on my plants. Now they're all wooden.
I took my wooden eye to a party. It had a great time – really made a spectacle of itself!
What did one wooden eye say to the other at the party? 'I've got my eye on you!
Why don't wooden eyes ever make good detectives? They always turn a blind eye to the evidence!
Why did the wooden eye enroll in school? It wanted to be a straight-A pupil!
My friend said he got a wooden eye to improve his vision. Now he sees things from a different perspective!
Why did the wooden eye go to therapy? It had some deep-seated issues.

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