10+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For when chuck norris

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Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop on the other side of the universe – and roundhouse kick it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The destination adjusts itself to him.

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.

Chuck Norris's tears cure global warming. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door with his eyes closed – and win.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, the mirror gets intimidated.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

When Chuck Norris sends his GPS location, the map app simply says, 'You're in Chuck's vicinity. Be honored.

Chuck Norris can unscramble a Rubik's Cube with a blindfold on – and by using only his beard.

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