5 Jokes For When Chuck Norris

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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Chuck Norris at a Dance Class

Chuck Norris learning to dance
Chuck Norris tried ballroom dancing. He led, and the dance floor followed. Now it's in therapy, trying to recover its self-esteem.

Chuck Norris at a Cooking Class

Chuck Norris learning to cook
Chuck Norris attempted to make a soufflé. It didn't rise. The soufflé apologized for not meeting Chuck's expectations.

Chuck Norris as a Barber

Chuck Norris giving a haircut
Chuck Norris once opened a barbershop. The sign outside said, "We specialize in close shaves and missing hair. Satisfaction not guaranteed.

Chuck Norris at a Job Interview

Chuck Norris interviewing for a regular job
Chuck Norris was once asked where he sees himself in five years. He answered, "Doing your job better than you, but still looking more ruggedly handsome.

Chuck Norris at a Coffee Shop

Chuck Norris ordering coffee
Chuck Norris ordered a latte at the coffee shop. The barista asked, "Do you want a small, medium, or large?" Chuck replied, "Just give me a roundhouse size, I don't do small sips.

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