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Updated on: Jun 17 2025

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I told my friend I got a new watch. He asked if I'd look at the time. I said, 'I'd rather watch it.
My girlfriend said, 'You never buy me anything.' I said, 'Whatcha talking about? I got you a watch!' She said, 'But I can't see the point.
I asked my friend, 'Whatcha doing?' He replied, 'Trying to catch a time traveler.' I said, 'Well, that's about time.
Why did the man put his clock in the blender? He wanted to make time fly!
I'm thinking of opening a store that sells watches for chickens. I'll call it 'Cluck Around the Clock.
My grandfather said, 'Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy watches. We just guessed what time it was – and we were happy.
I bought a watch that sings every hour. It's a real timetuner!

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