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Why don't watches go to school? Because they spend all their time ticking!
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Why did the watch go to therapy? It had too much ticks and was always wound up.
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Did you hear about the watch factory that burned down? It was a second-hand store!
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Why was the sundial the best employee? Because it always had a sunny disposition!
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Why was the clock in the cafeteria so popular? It had great 'lunch' time!
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My wife asked why I carry a watch in my belt. I told her it's for waist time!
Whatcha Celebrating?
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You ever have a party hat on, a noise maker in your hand, and someone walks up, squints at you, and says, Whatcha celebrating? Oh, I'm just celebrating the fact that I found an excuse to wear a silly hat and make obnoxious noises without judgment. Join the celebration, my friend!
Whatcha Talking About?
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Ever been in the middle of a conversation, and someone suddenly interrupts with a puzzled expression, going, Whatcha talking about? Oh, I don't know, maybe the words that have been coming out of my mouth for the past five minutes! It's like they expect me to summarize a TED Talk in three words or less.
Whatcha Gonna Do?
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You ever notice how whatcha is the universal sound of indecision? You ask someone a question, and they hit you with that classic whatcha. It's like their brain is on a never-ending carousel of options, and they're waiting for you to press the stop button. Whatcha gonna do? I don't know, man, but I asked you a yes or no question, not for a philosophical debate!
Whatcha Reading?
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I was reading a book in a coffee shop, totally engrossed in the plot, and this stranger leans over and asks, Whatcha reading? I'm reading a book, genius! It's not a secret spy novel; the title's right there in bold letters. Maybe you should try it instead of spying on my literary choices.
Whatcha Looking At?
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You ever catch someone staring at you, and when you lock eyes, they hit you with that innocent whatcha looking at? Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that your eyes are drilling a hole into my soul! Next time, I'm just gonna say, I'm looking at a masterpiece, Picasso. Keep up the good work.
Whatcha Waiting For?
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Have you ever been stuck in a long line, and the person behind you starts tapping their foot and sighing loudly? You turn around, and they hit you with that annoyed expression, asking, Whatcha waiting for? I'm waiting for patience, my friend, something you seem to be fresh out of!
Whatcha Eating?
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I was at a restaurant the other day, and the waiter brought me a dish that looked like it had been created by a culinary wizard. I took a bite, and my friend across the table gave me that curious look and asked, Whatcha eating? I wanted to say, A magical potion that turns ordinary food into a taste explosion, but I settled for, Uh, the menu said it was chicken.
Whatcha Thinking?
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I love it when someone looks at you with that intense gaze and asks, Whatcha thinking? It's like they expect you to reveal the secrets of the universe in that moment. Oh, you know, just contemplating whether I left the oven on at home or if penguins could survive in the Sahara.
Whatcha Doing Later?
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When someone casually drops a Whatcha doing later? on you, it's like the opening line of a mystery novel. Are they inviting you to a glamorous event, or do they just need help moving a couch? Either way, I'm busy contemplating my future plans of binge-watching a TV show in my pajamas.
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