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What's a useless fact's favorite song? 'All About That Waste' by Facty McUseless!
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What's a fact's favorite game? Fact or Fiction. But it always loses, claiming 'I'm just too true to be good!
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I brought a useless fact to a creativity contest. It said, 'I'm just here to bring down the 'novel'ty!
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What's the favorite dance of a useless fact? The 'shuffle'—it's always moving without going anywhere!
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What do you call a useless fact in a tuxedo? A 'formal' waste of knowledge!
Facts Unleashed
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Ever encounter someone who drops useless facts like breadcrumbs? Hey, did you know the dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle? Yeah, and did you know the exit door is called an escape from this conversation?
The Useless Facts Whisperer
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Some folks collect stamps; others collect useless facts. They've got a database in their brain that's like, In 1873, someone patented a net for catching fog. Cool, but have you patented a way to catch my interest?
Fact or Fiction: The Useless Trivia Game
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I swear, there's someone out there memorizing the most pointless things. They'll pop up at parties like, Hey, did you know honey never spoils? It's basically immortal. Yeah, thanks, I’ll sleep better knowing my honey will outlive me.
Facts Galore!
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Ever chat with someone who throws out the most random facts? The plastic at the end of shoelaces is called an aglet. Wow, thanks for enlightening me! Now, if only I could aglet you to stop sharing these!
The Fact Fixation
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There’s always someone fixated on trivia. Hey, did you know a cat has 32 muscles in each ear? Yeah, well, I've developed one muscle—an eye roll for moments like these.
The Useless Fact Fanatics
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I met someone who’s a walking Wikipedia of useless knowledge. They drop these gems like, A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out. And I’m like, Neither can I after hearing that fact.
The Trivia Troublemakers
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People who bombard you with useless facts are like human pop-up ads. Hey, did you know a group of ferrets is called a 'business'? Yeah, and a group of boring people is called a lecture.
The Useless Facts Chronicles
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You ever get trapped in a conversation with someone who's armed with useless facts? Like, they're walking encyclopedias of irrelevance. Did you know a group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'? Yeah, great! Now I can confidently dominate the 'Unimportant Trivia Olympics.
Facts Overload
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There's a special breed of humans who are repositories of irrelevant information. Hey, did you know carrots were originally purple? Yeah, and did you know I'm running out of patience?
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