9 Jokes For Useless Facts

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Updated on: Jan 12 2025

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I once tried using useless facts in a debate. The opponent said, 'You're just spinning a web of trivia!
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a useless fact. They replied, 'Only if it's good for absolutely nothing!
My useless fact collection is vast. It's my 'knowledge junkyard'—full of treasures no one wants!
I shared a useless fact about stairs. My friend replied, 'You step up your game, but your facts take us down!
I told my friend 10 useless facts to impress them. Sadly, none of them were impressed; they all said, 'Tell us something we don't know!
I tried telling a useless fact at a party. It was so dull that it caused an 'awkward fact silence'!
I read so many useless facts that now my brain's a trivia wasteland. My friends say I'm a 'mindless information hoarder'!
I tried to impress my crush with a useless fact. They said, 'You're a perfect match for my uninterested mind!
I tried impressing someone with useless facts about plants, but they said, 'You're barking up the wrong tree!

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