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The Know-It-All Uncle
Thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't.
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I asked my know-it-all uncle for advice on relationships. He said, "Love is like a Rubik's Cube; sometimes, you just need to twist and turn until all the colors match." Now I'm single, confused, and still trying to figure out that darn cube.
The Literal Literalist
Takes everything literally, even useless facts.
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Shared the fact that honey never spoils, and my literalist friend goes, "Well, duh! It's not like honey has a 'best before' date stamped on it. I'm throwing out my expired peanut butter, though.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believes every useless fact is part of a grand conspiracy.
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So, I told this guy about the useless fact that bananas are berries, and he says, "It's a plot by the banana industry to control our minds. Next thing you know, they'll be sending potassium waves through our TVs.
The Selective Memory Grandma
Remembers only the useless facts she finds interesting.
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Shared the useless fact that the average person walks the equivalent of five times around the world in a lifetime. Now, every time I see my grandma, she's like, "I'm training for the world walking championship. Just in case, you know?
The Pessimistic Optimist
Sees the downside even in useless facts.
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Tried to cheer up my pessimistic optimist friend by saying, "Honey never spoils." He responds, "That's because the bees are on strike, and we're heading towards a honey shortage. Stock up, folks, apocalypse by sweetness.
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