7 Jokes For Two Lips

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Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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I tried to impress my date with a bouquet of tulips, but she said, 'I've seen that trick tulip before.
Why did the tulip bring a suitcase to the garden party? It wanted to pack a little extra tulip for the trip.
I entered a tulip-growing contest and won first place. It was a blooming success!
I bought a tulip for my friend's birthday. He said, 'Two lips are better than one!
Why did the tulip refuse to fight in the flower war? It was a paciflora.
I asked my friend to give me a romantic poem about flowers. He handed me a note that just said, 'Tulips together.
My gardener told me I should plant more flowers. I guess I need to work on my tulip-omania.

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