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The Gardener
Dealing with a garden full of tulips and mixed signals
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My neighbor asked if I had two lips they could borrow. I said, "Sure, but what's wrong with your own lips?" Turns out, they needed help planting tulips. I should've seen that coming; my garden is like the secret love garden of the neighborhood.
The Linguist
Navigating language nuances with "two lips"
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My girlfriend told me she wanted to whisper sweet nothings in my "two lips." I got all excited, thinking it was some romantic phrase. Nope, she meant tulips. I guess my garden is her love language.
The Matchmaker
Trying to set up the perfect floral date
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My friend asked me to create a romantic ambiance with flowers. He said, "Just make sure there are two lips." I'm thinking, "Is he asking for a third wheel?" Turns out, he wanted tulips to impress his date. I should've been a relationship consultant instead.
The Lip Reader
Misinterpreting romantic gestures due to a focus on lips
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Went on a blind date, and the person said, "I'm into two lips." I immediately thought, "This is getting hot and heavy!" Turns out, they were talking about gardening. My bad. I guess I'm not fluent in horticultural romance.
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