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I tried to impress my date with some flower knowledge. I said, "Did you know there are flowers called 'two lips'?" She looked at me and replied, "Well, I prefer the ones you use to compliment me directly!
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I overheard a bee talking to a tulip in my backyard. The bee said, "You've got the most beautiful two lips I've ever seen!" Now, I'm not sure if I witnessed pollination or plant romance.
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I tried gardening to reduce stress, but it turns out talking to plants isn't as therapeutic as they say. I told my flowers, "You've got beautiful two lips," and my neighbor heard. Now he thinks I have a secret garden romance.
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I went to a botany class, and the professor asked, "What's the most romantic part of a flower?" I confidently raised my hand and said, "The two lips!" Turns out, he was talking about pollination. I clearly need to brush up on my floral anatomy.
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You know, I got a message from my garden the other day. It said, "Two lips are better than one." I thought, "Wow, my flowers are giving relationship advice now?!
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I asked my friend for advice on growing flowers, and he said, "Just remember, it's all about the two lips. That's where the magic happens." I nodded, thinking he was giving me gardening tips, but now I'm not so sure.
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I tried to write a love letter to my crush, but I got nervous and ended up writing, "Your two lips are like a beautiful garden." She replied, "Thanks, but I was hoping for a compliment on my smile, not my nonexistent flowers.
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I went to a botanist and asked about the secret to growing beautiful flowers. He said, "It's all about giving them enough sunlight and telling them sweet nothings. You know, like 'You've got the prettiest two lips in the garden.'
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I was at a romantic restaurant, and they had a flower centerpiece on each table. I leaned over to my date and whispered, "Those flowers must have taken some kissing lessons – they all have perfect two lips!
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