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You know, my friends staged an intervention for me recently. They were concerned about my obsession with gardening. They sat me down and said, "We've noticed you spending a lot of time with your two lips." I was like, "What's wrong with that? They're my plants!" Apparently, they misunderstood. They thought I was in a complicated relationship with someone named Tulip. I had to clarify that I was just tending to my innocent flowers, my two lips. It was the most awkward intervention ever.
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You ever feel like your plants are judging you? I do. I planted these two lips in my garden, and I swear they're gossiping about me. I caught them whispering the other day. So, I decided to have a therapy session with them. Sat down cross-legged in the garden, looked at my two lips, and said, "Okay, spill it. What's the dirt?" It didn't go well. They're terrible therapists. All they did was stand there, looking all judgmental. I guess even two lips can't keep a secret.
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I'm convinced that my two lips are plotting against me. Every night, I hear them rustling in the wind, and I'm sure they're scheming something. I tried eavesdropping once, but all I heard was them whispering sweet nothings to each other. Now, I'm torn between being a responsible plant parent and a paranoid conspiracy theorist. I never thought that two lips could give me such a dilemma. I just wanted a peaceful garden, not a botanical thriller.
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You know, I recently got into gardening. I thought, why not? It's a wholesome hobby, right? So, I decided to plant some flowers. I went to the store, bought these beautiful tulips, or as I like to call them, "two lips." Now, here's where the trouble starts. I planted them in my garden, and suddenly, my neighbor starts giving me weird looks. I'm thinking, what's going on? Turns out, my innocent tulips were causing a scandal in the neighborhood. Who knew two lips could be so scandalous? I just wanted a garden, not a gossip hub!
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