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What did the tulip say to the sun? 'I'm really enjoying this tulip of sunshine!
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Why did the tulip break up with the rose? It was tired of being in a thorny relationship!
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Why did the bee visit the tulip garden? It heard the flowers were the bee's knees!
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Why are tulips so good at keeping secrets? Because they always keep their two lips sealed!
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I asked my friend if he had any gardening advice. He said, 'Just be yourself and let your inner tulip shine.
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I tried my hand at being a smooth talker. Walked up to someone and said, 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?' They replied, 'Is that a trick question? Because you've got two lips, but I'm not sure about your pickup lines.'
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I bought some flowers for my wife and thought I'd get creative with the card. I wrote, 'To the love of my life, thanks for putting up with me and my two left feet.' She read it and said, 'Honey, it's 'two lips,' not 'left feet.' Now I know why I can't dance.
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I joined a cooking class to impress my date. The recipe called for 'two lips' of garlic. I thought, 'Why not go the extra mile?' Let's just say, vampires are the only ones still interested in my love life.
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I decided to impress my date by taking her to a botanical garden. As we walked through, I pointed at a flower and said, 'Look at those two lips!' She replied, 'Are you talking about the flower or trying to drop hints?' Let's just say, I'm not good at subtlety.
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I decided to spice up my dating profile recently. Under 'Interests,' I put 'gardening.' Got a match who was really excited about it. She said, 'I love guys with green thumbs!' Little did she know, I only have 'two lips' and a balcony full of regrets.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about relationships. My girlfriend accused me of being a terrible gardener. I was like, 'What are you talking about? I've got two lips right here!' Turns out, she was referring to the dead plant on our balcony.
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I thought I'd surprise my wife with breakfast in bed. I walked in with a tray of toast and said, 'Here you go, darling, a toast to the two of us.' She looked at it and asked, 'Where are the flowers?' Apparently, 'two lips' don't count as a bouquet.
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I tried to impress my crush by writing her a love song. It went something like, 'You and me, like two peas in a pod, or in my case, like two lips in my backyard.' She said, 'That's cute, but I'm allergic to pollen.' Well, there goes my music career.
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You know, I tried getting into poetry recently. Wrote a beautiful piece about nature and love. I called it 'Two Lips.' My mom read it and said, 'Sweetie, you might want to work on your spelling. It's supposed to be 'tulips.' Well, no wonder my poem was a hit at the dentist's office.
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