8+ Best One Liners Jokes About trump being president

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Why did Trump bring a pencil to the Oval Office? To draw attention!

Trump wanted to change the official language to Twitter. It would be limited to 280 characters, just like his policies!

Why did Trump start a gardening club? He wanted to make America grape again!

Trump thought he could excel at computer programming, but he kept trying to build a wall in the code!

Why did Trump become a chef? He wanted to make America grate again!

Trump wanted to be a gardener, but he was afraid of fake news – plastic flowers!

Trump's favorite movie? 'Wall-E' – he thinks it's a documentary!

What's Trump's favorite exercise? Executive push-ups – pushing his agenda!

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