5 Jokes About Trump Being President

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Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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Secret Service Agent

Protecting Trump
The hardest part of the job was trying to keep a straight face when he insisted on wearing that oversized red hat everywhere. I mean, how am I supposed to blend into the crowd when my boss is a walking exclamation point?

Speechwriter for Trump

Crafting Trump's Speeches
I wrote a fantastic speech once, but he decided to ad-lib. He looked at the teleprompter, winked, and said, "I'm going rogue." I'm pretty sure the Constitution didn't cover that scenario.

White House Chef

Cooking for Trump
Trump wanted his food like his tweets—fast and with a side of controversy. I swear, one day he asked for a "Twitter egg omelet.

Trump's Twitter Intern

Managing Trump's Tweets
I once accidentally handed him a phone with the Twitter app open to the drafts folder. He looked at me and asked, "What's this? A secret Twitter society?" I nodded and said, "Yes, sir, it's where we keep the covfefes.

Hair Stylist at Mar-a-Lago

Taming Trump's Hair
Trump's hair has a Twitter account of its own. I'm just waiting for it to run for president in 2024. I mean, at least it's consistent—always making bold promises and defying gravity.

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