6 Jokes About Trump Becoming President

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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What's Trump's favorite part of a book? The 'foreword', of course – it's the only page he reads!
What did Trump say about cybersecurity? 'I've got the best passwords – tremendous, really tremendous!'
What did Trump say to the vacuum cleaner salesman? 'Sorry, I've already got enough hot air in DC!'
Trump walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'What can I get you?' Trump replies, 'A wall, and make Mexico pay for it!'
What did Trump say to the soccer ball Putin gave him? 'I'll kick it to the press!'
Why did Trump keep a pen in his pocket? To sign 'huge' deals – just 'bigly' things!

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