bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did Trump start gardening at the White House? He wanted to 'plant' his legacy!
0
0
Why did Trump become a comedian after being president? He realized politics was his 'best joke' yet!
0
0
Why did Trump wear sunglasses in the Oval Office? He wanted to 'shade' his critics!
0
0
Why did Trump go to the dentist after becoming president? To get a 'presidential smile' – all teeth and no facts!
0
0
Why did Trump bring a ladder to the White House? Because he wanted to raise the bar!
0
0
Why did Trump start a band after becoming president? He wanted to make America grate again!
0
0
Why did Trump install a swimming pool at the White House? To test his cabinet for leaks!
0
0
Why did Trump get a dog when he became president? He needed someone to 'paw-litely' disagree with!
0
0
Why did Trump open a restaurant? To serve the best 'alternative facts' on the menu!
0
0
Why did Trump build a casino at the White House? He heard it's a good way to 'presidentially gamble'!
Twitter Diplomacy
0
0
Remember when Trump conducted foreign policy through Twitter? It's like he discovered world affairs on the trending page. Dear Kim Jong-un, why not settle this over a game of 'Rocket Man' on Xbox?
Immigration Shenanigans
0
0
Trump wanted to build a wall so tall that even Spider-Man couldn't swing over. I guess he thought undocumented immigrants were just lost contestants in a real-life 'Amazing Race.
Alternative Facts
0
0
Trump's team introduced us to alternative facts. I didn't know I could use that excuse in my life. Honey, those are not dirty dishes; they're alternative clean dishes!
2020, The Sequel We Didn't Ask For
0
0
I thought 2020 was bad, but then came the sequel – Trump's comeback tour. It's like the movie you hoped wouldn't have a second part, but here we are, waiting for the credits to roll on this political drama.
Trump Becoming President
0
0
You know, when Trump became president, I thought it was a reality show gone wrong. I kept waiting for the confetti to drop and for him to announce, You've been pranked, America!
Executive Decisions
0
0
Trump in the Oval Office was like a kid in a candy store. I bet he tried to order a cheeseburger with an executive order. Make America Grilled Again!
Covfefe Chronicles
0
0
I still can't get over covfefe. It sounds like the name of a secret agent who specializes in Twitter typos. Bond, James Bond? No, I'm Covfefe, Covfefe Bond.
The Apprentice, White House Edition
0
0
I bet Trump missed his reality show, 'The Apprentice.' That's probably why he kept firing people. I was waiting for him to turn to Pence and say, You're fired! And Mike, can you do a tap dance on your way out?
Press Briefing Funnies
0
0
Those press briefings were wild. I half expected Trump to pull out a magic wand and make COVID disappear. Abracadabra, no more virus!
Post a Comment